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electricsundials:

notpossibleoswin:

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE.

Then Inception happens
linkabyte:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

vagisodium:
who deflated this dog

I’m Squidward!
bunnywith:

carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

m0rtality:

Due to high sulfur levels, inhabitants of the Izu Islands had to wear gas masks to survive. What results? Some of the scariest wedding photos ever.

are you my husband?

omg 
fuckluckycharms:

This is a drunk guy in a McDonalds in town stuck in a baby chair
fucking love Ireland
speranti-a:

amen